suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

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monstror:

venusvoultaire:

Marilyn & Lana <3

Why?

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rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

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lizzlemcguizzle:

i take you to the candy shop

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the-colonel-sassacre:

zangusu:

thatsonofamitch:

Is this what is really underneath girls skirts

as a girl i can comfirm that this is 100% accurate

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hipsters-eat-my-shit:

hipsters-eat-my-shit:

Shine bright like a rhombus

I told this joke in math today and no one laughed but this got 12 notes so suck it fellow classmates

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u-ok:

u-ok:

Found someone’s iPod left in the parking lot at Walmart. I read through the messages and apparently it belongs to Darrel and his girlfriend is pregnant and he don’t wanna be with here and he’s talking with other girls its also her birthday weekend

HE ALSO OWNS 16 EVANESCENCE ALBUMS ARE THERE EVEN THAT MANY

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ghostie00:

so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on
if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always 

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

[teacher voice] why are you packing up? there’s still .000324 seconds of class left

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